Saturday, December 28, 2024

Please just port it already...

I have an old 4:3 LCD TV with VGA, component, S-Video, composite, and coaxial inputs that's been great for Dreamcast-and-older consoles, but it started randomly cranking-up the volume. I took it apart to see if anything looked off with the volume button or the circuit board, but nope; no way to easily check the contact under the button either... So I ended-up disconnecting the board altogether and it's remote-control-only from here on :)

My Ryzen 5600X started to slightly overheat - cleaning-out dustbunnies and re-seating the HSF got things back under control, but I should probably replace the thermal compound.

Halo Infinite started-out really well; the first level was badass, the second was intriguing, but then it kinda felt like Far Cry... And then when I encountered my first "propaganda tower" it sorta lost me a bit.

Ripple Dot Zero works well enough on Ruffle, which is fantastic; the bonus levels are kinda broken, but everything else is pretty great and it's still one of the best 2D platformers ever.

Got Astro Bot, Princess Peach: Showtime!, and a PlayStation Portal as gifts... Not sure what I'm gonna do with the Portal yet.

Sunday, December 22, 2024

The math got more complicated, Atari...

Got a Stone Age Gamer Mega EverDrive X3 (Jungle? Electricity?) Deluxe Edition for $60, and I have now played Doom CD32X Fusion on actual hardware, and I cannot elucidate the feelings that I'm feeling for 30-years-ago me. Also got me excited for Phantom Gear, if they ever finish it.

Ploughed through Halo 5, and it's fine; not as bad as I'd heard, but nothing incredible... Unless you consider how incomprehensible the opening of Halo 5 is you haven't played Spartan Ops, but then you also try to figure-out why the rest of the game seems to abandon so much of what was set-up in Spartan Ops; that's incredible. So many major plot-points feel so unceremonious here.

Honestly, I had to go back and refresh my memory on the previous games because:

  • Halo: Combat Evolved
    • Iconic visual design, epic story with engrossing lore, excited for more
  • Halo 2
    • Basically DOOM 2 - more of the same, but with more Earth
  • Halo 3
    • I remembered nothing except for "Floodgate" and the ending
  • Halo 3: ODST
    • Loved it when it was first released, probably because of the cast; couldn't tell you what happened
  • Halo: Reach
    • Origins! Really only remembered that final bit
  • Halo 4
    • Older origins! I remembered there was a lot of talking...
    • Didn't play Spartan Ops until this year, and it was really disappointing to see so much crucial plot relegated to what is effectively multiplayer DLC
Finally bought Halo: Infinite, and the opening was kinda great albeit somewhat confusing. Let's see how it shapes-up.

Anyway, I forgot just how annoying Windows 10's HDR implementation is, and so Windows 11 23H2 seems like the way forward... Just need to make sure I can reliably block the 24H2 upgrade; it hasn't been great on my Surface Book, either. Proton has me thinking my next main desktop is just gonna run Arch; only holding-off on my current hardware because of the WMR headset.

Friday, December 13, 2024

They may not die, but they do go on-sale.

D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die went on-sale for $3.74, down  from $14.99 - so I grabbed that and all 18 free DLC packs. Also found a sealed copy of Rare Replay locally for $10. Very impressed with the platform now that I'm spending more quality time with it; the continuity across generations is handled well, being able to set the old 1080p, non-HDR Xbox One to 10-bit RGB for my monitor is kinda neat, and there're enough exclusives on here to justify the sub-$50 prices I've been seeing for these units - add-in that you can upgrade to a Series X for ~$400 (only getting cheaper, too), and I'd say there's a pretty good argument over PS5/PC. I still need a controller though, and ~$63 for an Electric Volt Xbox Core controller seems to be the best deal right now.

Been meaning to wipe my Windows 11 23H2 desktop for a clean installation of 24H2 for a little while now, but the automatic Feature Update notification finally came through so I figured why not go with that in the meantime. It really does completely disable Windows Mixed Reality though... I figured it'd still work in some capacity, but nope; turns my headset into a brick. Went back to Windows 10 22H2 for now; HDR experience is a little worse, but I guess I've got a year to figure-out what I wanna do.

Monday, December 09, 2024

Advice

Listened to myself and tracked-down an Xbox One with a Kinect - it also came with download codes for Dance Central Spotlight and Ryse: Son of Rome, an official XBOX One Chat Headset, a Turtle Beach Recon headset, and an Xbox 360 composite cable for some reason... No controller, but the whole thing was $80 CDN and just down the street from me. The S is better in just about every single way, but that dang Kinect...

I plan to track-down physical copies of Disneyland Adventures, Fantasia: Music Evolved, Fighter Within, Kinect Sports Rivals, and Rush: A Disney•Pixar Adventure. Also waiting for D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die to go on-sale again.

Really wanted to try FRU, got really disappointed when I found it had been de-listed, and now I'm eternally grateful that the developer sent me a code after I donated to a local charity! Fantastic game, reminiscent of LostWinds so far. With FRU and Dance Central Spotlight, I've now got two de-listed Xbox One Kinect games!

Saturday, December 07, 2024

Buying Guide

Xbox:

  • Great exclusive games
  • Get component cables and a display that can use them, or an HDMI adapter

Xbox 360

  • Great exclusive games
  • Avoid the pre-2007 Pro/Premium and Core models
  • Get a Kinect
  • Limited backward-compatibility

Xbox One:

  • The only exclusive games are for Kinect; S and X models are not compatible
  • S and X models support resolutions over 1080p, HDR, and Ultra HD Blu-ray movies
  • Limited backward-compatibility
Xbox Series:
  • Essentially a cheap PC
  • Perfect backward-compatibility with Xbox One library (except Kinect)
  • Best way to play (all 11) non-Kinect Xbox One 'exclusive' games
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PlayStation:
  • No need to buy one; just get a PlayStation 3
  • SCPH-7501, 9001, or 101 if you do though
PlayStation 2:
  • No need to buy one; just get a PlayStation 3
  • SCPH-3x0xx is a nice-to-have if you do, but really can't go wrong otherwise
PlayStation 3:
  • Great exclusive games
  • CECHAxx or bust!
  • Seriously though, they're all good; get CECHA/B/C/Exx if you want PlayStation 2 support
PlayStation 4:
  • They're all good, but just buy any PlayStation 5 with a disc drive instead
PlayStation 5:
  • Get a disc drive for PlayStation 4 games
  • Pro only if you're rich
  • I'd avoid non-'slim' Digital Editions
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No need to get into which Nintendo/Sega/Atari/whatever - just buy a Switch, a Wii U, and a Dreamcast; then play everything else on an FPGA or an emulator with a good CRT filter.

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2025 Gaming PC Minimum System Requirements Bonus Round:
  • RTX 2060 SUPER/RX 6600
  • Ryzen 5 3600/Core i5 10400F
  • 16GB of RAM
  • SATA SSD

Saturday, November 30, 2024

Paperclips and Auto-Maps

Tried the A500 again and noticed that the floppy cable connection to motherboard was backward; whoever was in there before me was not careful, but I'd already kinda figured that from the assortment of random screws and what appears to be Rust-Oleum on the shielding... Anyway, the drive still couldn't read disks, so GoTek it is; fun experiment nonetheless!

Grabbed a few things in the last Steam Sale:
  • Caravan SandWitch
    • Shades of Beyond Good & Evil, ReCore, and Psychonauts - albeit without any combat. Loved it.
  • Choo-Choo Charles
    • Better than it looks, and it looks good! I recommend reading-up on its development story, too.
  • Mirror's Edge Catalyst
    • Might as well.
  • The Mummy Demastered
    • Metroidal Slugvania? Seriously, a WayForward Metroidvania that's styled akin to Metal Slug - I like it, so far.
  • No Man's Sky
    • Dangerous... I do not have time for this. Spent way too long messing around before I even left the second planet. Yet to try it in VR.
  • Pacific Drive
    • Good deal, wanted to support them, haven't installed it yet.
  • Super Grave Snatchers
    • Reminds me of Brutal Legend, but on a CGA 286. Really good.
  • Super Woden GP
    • Honestly, looked better in the trailers.
DOOM 64 Unseen Evil was a nice surprise.

SEGA AGES: Phantasy Star and Virtua Racing went on-sale and they're both stellar.

Played through the free trial of Diablo IV - hit level 25 as I completed The Magpie and the Knight. It's good; lots of systems I'll never touch, but more Diablo is always nice. Will buy it eventually.

Performed a clean installation of Android 15 on my Pixel 7, and it's slick; too many prompts, but nothing like Windows 11 24H2.

Grabbed Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League for under $5 and it's almost good? Traversal's clever but feels janky; combos don't feel particularly satisfying to me; story feels like a bit of a retread after the 2016 and 2021 games in addition to Injustice 2. I dunno... It's fine, but I think I'm just gonna burn through the campaign solo like I did with Anthem and Redfall.

Finally 100%'d Alan Wake II and all of its DLC - The Final Draft, all of the achievements, etc... It's really good and I'm ready for more... Still don't like the combat :)

Saturday, November 02, 2024

A round of applause for this inanimate paperclip!

DOOM CD32X Fusion is incredible; really curious what else could be achieved with those five processors and that kind of storage.

Finished Alan Wake II and it is singularly good. I still don't like the combat; but "The Final Draft" is a clever and worthwhile 'new game +', the DLC is fantastic, and now I'm really excited for more Control... If anything, The Lake House just reminded me how much more I enjoyed Control over all three Alan Wake games.

Re: My Amiga - This Bootstrapping an Amiga without a bootable Amiga floppy trick actually worked! ...I ended-up installing Windows on an old Athlon 64 with a serial port to pull it off, but it worked! I wasn't, unfortunately, able to write anything to an actual floppy; but that might've been my (or the disks') fault so I'll try one more time before giving-up and going with a GoTek.

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Seven years, and totally worth it!

UFO 50 is fantastic. So many immediate standouts, and I've already finished Camouflage, Mooncat, Night Manor, and Vainger. Next is likely gonna be Porgy, Valbrace, or Mini & Max.

Vainger is essentially Metroid x Metal Storm, so I went back to the latter and it's wild - never got very far on my actual cartridge, so I may have abused some savestates elsewhere to finally finish it; but I honestly couldn't imagine the amount of practice it would've taken otherwise.

Started The Adventure of Link over again and I still hate it; the save system makes it clear that it's an early Soulsborne, and... Yeah, that explains why.

Garoyle's Quest II was decent, but I think I prefer the Game Boy and SNES games.

Finally tracked-down copies of Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure for SEGA CD and Windows 95, so that's the best of either version of the game - GBA, SNES, 32X, and Jaguar just aren't the way to go; the latter two are alright but if it's not SCD or Win95, then it's gotta be Genesis.

My parents' old LG F4NR started "charging" while unplugged, so I went looking for a replacement. Their carrier offers a ZTE Cymbal 2, but wouldn't sell it to them without changing their plan... So I grabbed a new T-Mobile CAT S22 Flip for ~$87 CDN on Prime; it's so weird, and I kinda really like it.

Performed a clean installation of Windows 11 24H2 and wow is it awful... All of the offers and inconsistent question formatting, all of the unnecessary user account synching across so many services and apps, OneDrive... And all of of it constantly popping back up days and weeks later. I know none of it's new, but it's all just compounded so much over the past few years that it's become so heavy.

Decided to go with a Hall effect kit for my drifting DualSense (still mad about that) but then I ended-up replacing both joysticks with GuliKit TMR modules, and... I dunno, just feels neat :)

Sunday, September 15, 2024

Minty

Found a copy of SaGa Frontier 2, but the guy was asking a wild price because it was "mint condition" and had "never been played"... Could've just gotten a sealed one instead. He wouldn't budge, but then I found one on eBay that was local - plus I had a $10 coupon.

Found a sealed copy of Astral Chain at a trade show for pretty much retail; haven't opened it yet, but I'm gonna. Also caught WarioWare: Move It on sale. Also happened across a copy Quake 4: Special DVD Edition for $2 at a flea market.

Found an Amiga 500 with a Keelog power supply for under $50,000,000! Seriously, everything on eBay is $500-and-up after shipping, taxes, and duty; untested, no PSU, PAL, cracked, missing parts, and/or modified to hell... But this one is a stock A500 running Kickstart 1.2 for hundreds of dollars less than anything else, plus the seller was nearby. I still need to settle on a display solution (just using the monochrome output to my 1902 for now) and figure-out the best way to get disks going on it, but otherwise I think I've completed my vintage computer journey. Final(?) lineup is:

  • 8-bit
    • Atari: 800XL
    • Commodore: 128
  • 16-bit
    • Atari: 1040STFM
    • Commodore: Amiga 500
  • DOS/Windows 3.1: Digital DECpc LPx (i486DX2-66)
  • Windows 98 SE: 300MHz Pentium II w/AGP GeForce 3 Ti200, PCI Voodoo Banshee
  • Mac OS X: Dual-1GHz Power Mac G4 (QuickSilver 2002)
  • Windows XP: Athlon 3200+ w/Radeon X1950 Pro
  • Windows Vista/7/8/8.1/10: Core i7 950 w/2x ATi FirePro 3D V8800 in CrossFire Pro
...But yeah, in terms of simple solutions, RGB-to-SCART-to-HDMI plus a Gotek starts around $100. I'm thinking the simplest first step, however, is to find a Workbench disk and play around in monochrome, then decide how to proceed... Or maybe give this a shot.

Monday, August 19, 2024

Classic

DOOM + DOOM II is a welcome update. Legacy of Rust is epic, though the default music is kinda bad. Voxel Doom II w/ Parallax Textures is still the way to go though... And Doom Resurrection may be my second favourite :) Also, curious to see what Randy Linden's come-up with for the latest DOOM SNES next year.

Silent Hill: The Short Message was fine; didn't do anything groundbreaking as far as I could tell, but was suitably creepy.

Demon's Souls (PS5) is pretty. I still don't get it. Was only $20 though.

Borrowed my brother's 1TB Xbox One S to finally play Halo 5, and once I logged-in to it I was reminded that I owned Killer Instinct Classic & Killer Instinct 2 Classic; never got to play them before, so that was neat. Also, two hours to install Halo 5 from disc and update over a 100Mbps Internet connection... Only to find-out I never played Spartan Ops and have no idea what's going on, so finally installing The Master Chief Collection. Also, I'm gonna buy Crimson Dragon; always wanted to try that one.

Oh, and found a complete copy of Legend of Mana that wasn't ridiculously expensive! Not interested in the remaster; don't like the new backgrounds at all.

Speaking of remasters, still kinda miffed about The Last of Us Part II, Persona 5 Royal, and now Until Dawn - but thankfully one is a $10 upgrade, one is effectively just a framerate boost, and one is such an overhaul that I'm kinda happy sticking to the original vision.

Monday, August 05, 2024

It got confused...

The left stick on my DualSense started to drift left after just over a year of light use; tried a few things to clean it out, but not rushing to disassemble it... And then my partner got me a PS5 Slim (with a Disc Drive) for my birthday, so that helped :) Hooked it up to my AW2721D, set it to 1440p/120Hz/HDR, started ASTRO's Playroom, grabbed the free Matrix and Silent Hill games, downloaded my compatible PS3 games, popped-in a Blu-ray movie - everything was going great, but then video and audio started cutting in and out with horrifying flickers and pops once I exited the movie. Had to navigate through the flickering to change the resolution setting to anything but "Automatic", and that fixed it. Not fun. Anyway...

  • ASTRO's Playroom - Fantastic tech demo and pack-in; best exclusive on the console to date, and the follow-up looks like it's going to give Super Mario Odyssey a run for its money.
  • The Matrix Awakens - Really impressive.
  • Flower - Better than ever!
  • OlliOlli - Works well on the big screen.
  • Silent Hill: The Short Message - Haven't really dug-in yet, but hey, it's free.
  • Sound Shapes - Sad that the servers are gone, but really glad this still exists.
  • The Unfinished Swan - Didn't finish it on PS3 or Vita... Third time's the charm?
Otherwise, restarted Kirby & the Amazing Mirror - still kind of overwhelming, but I feel like I have a better handle on it this time. Also finally played through the Cryptmaster demo and I'm into it; plus you can fart, so that's neat. Lastly, I missed the last few sales on Disney's Illusion Island and had been waiting for another, but it looks like it might've gone out of print(?) so I grabbed a copy.

Monday, July 29, 2024

Attenuation

Upgraded my parents' place to IPTV because their service provider was forcing them to migrate from their old mixed analog/digital service. One of their TVs was simple - 4K and Dolby Digital stereo over HDMI; the other is a 57" 1080i set and only has DVI, component, S-Video, composite, or coaxial... It was also connected (thankfully) to a DVD player + 5.1 A/V receiver combo... Which lacks any digital video I/O. Ended-up with the coaxial cable going into an attenuator, then a surge protector, then the new modem, then Wi-Fi to the cable box, then HDMI to one of these, then an HDMI-to-DVI adapter to the TV alongside TOSLINK to the receiver. Already had everything but the extractor, $35 is cheaper than a new TV, and 1080i is just fine. The service provider, to their credit(?) did offer us an HDMI-to-composite extractor... Ergh.

Finished Lady Sia... It is not a good game, but it is interesting.

Finished Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Radical Rescue - smaller and simpler than I'd expected, and the final boss rush is annoying; but still not a bad game. Looks better than Back from the Sewers, and Fall of The Foot Clan is still my favourite.

I restarted Final Fantasy II/IV and V on SNES alongside III/VI, and they all hold-up; actually having a hard time focusing on just one.

Also finally started playing-around with the Samurai Shodown RPG translation (been waiting for this one since the '90s) and Silent Hill 2: Enhanced Edition (slick!)

Sunday, July 07, 2024

Passing Breeze

So Landstalker doesn't get any less annoying toward the end... Still not done.

Phantasy Star is way more impressive than I realised; seriously, a new translation and an automap would perfect this as an all-time classic... Which is already a thing, I'm now reading, in the Switch release... And it's from M2 because of course it is; they're the best. Kinda wishing I'd started it there, but I'm halfway through, so... Ergh.

Anyway, before I get completely distracted, I want to write about how I got distracted from Phantasy Star by Phantasy Star IV and ended-up ploughing-through it pretty quickly. Really good game, but not sticking with me after the fact - at least not like how the first two SaGa games, various Final Fantasy games, pretty much all of the Ys games, or the Personas have... It's weird. I've at least tried most of the Phantasy Star series, and IV is wonderfully streamlined - top-notch traversal, combat options, enemy design, and cutscenes layered on top of an expertly distilled collection of franchise hallmarks makes for a breezy and mostly-accessible (download the manual) RPG that I very much enjoyed... But I dunno; I feel like it's gonna be another Golden Sun or Bravely Default for me, where I found a lot to like but just kinda moved on afterward.

Speaking of moving on, I'm finally tackling Final Fantasy III/VI in earnest.

Unrelated: Glad that OutRun2006Tweaks exists; been happy with my XBOX copy, but now it's 1440p@240Hz!

Also, I think I don't like Alan Wake II... I'm trying, and it's really nifty, but I'm just not getting into it and I'm a third of the way through it now.

Sunday, June 23, 2024

I'm looking for a...

Got what I wanted out of Redfall; gunplay got boring, exploration got boring, story was boilerplate by the end, and the last boss... Yikes. There's a good game in there, but Arkane Austin did not get to realise it. The Blackwood House side-story and the like were neat, and the other three bosses were alright, but yeah, moving on...

Found a Logitech MK850 (minus the M) for $8.49 instead of ~$75 on eBay, and a Microsoft LifeCam Studio for $6.99 ($30~$40 on eBay) at a thrift shop. Still looking for a new mouse; found another Microsoft Wheel Mouse Optical (mine's getting tired after some 20 years) for cheap, but decided to keep looking - I hear good things about the Logitech G203. Need a numpad, too - the C64 Edition of the 8BitDo Retro 18 Mechanical Numpad is tempting.

Landstalker's not as bad in terms of perspective-issues making jumps as confusing as the reviews or the intro animation might suggest, but I am getting kind of tired of the game's jumping puzzles on the whole; it's all doable, the combat's fine, and the puzzles are neat - but it becomes a little too frustrating when you know the solution and the execution is the only issue. I've skipped at least one puzzle room because I looked-up the reward and decided it wasn't worth it. I'm almost through the Lake Shrine, so I should finish it... But it's just not winning me over like it was at first.

Otherwise, I started a Phantasy Star game for the umpteenth time (the original SMS release, in this case) and I'm about a third of the way in now. Always had a weird relationship with those games - could never get into any of them, and I'm not sure this is going to change things. There's a classic grind here, and I might check-out the Genesis titles again after this - but I don't think I'll ever be able get into the outright grindfest of the PSO/PSU/PSP games.

Friday, May 24, 2024

BioWare, Arkane, Rocksteady...

Got Redfall for, like, $12 a while ago. Installed it when Arkane Austin closed. I liked Anthem, but I got bored of it once I saw everything; this feels much the same. Disappointing, but not awful. Feels like Arkane-light.

Started Landstalker on Genesis... Again. Looks like I'm actually gonna finish it this time though. Really good game, surprisingly well-balanced, and definitely worth playing. I would've liked a better translation and less opportunity to miss important stuff... But seeing as how it's a proto-open-world, I guess that's something I shouldn't really be complaining about. 

Snagged Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon for $30 at Walmart.

Found a local guy selling a complete copy of PC Genjin 3 for a reasonable price; way better than $1000 for the censored NA release or $1800 for the CD release and its choppy sprite animation. Same guy also had an Arcade Card DUO and Tengai Makyō: Kabuki Ittou Ryoudan, so that was a nice surprise to bring home to my DUO-R and Avenue Pad 6 :)

Friday, May 10, 2024

Masochists

Finally got a reasonably-priced, sort-of-locally-available keyboard that comes with Cherry MX Clear switches! It's only 87%, but I can add a numpad later. The included double-shot PBT keycaps are fine so far, and now I can just replace them instead of having to assemble the whole damned thing. Also, no RGB :) Was on a 100% with Outemu browns that I got for free, and I liked it fine - but no more loudly bottoming-out!

Wrapped-up Resident Evil: Village - stunning game, especially in HDR; visceral and dynamic gameplay; decent story with a tenuous connection to the series (this event that started 100 years before this game is the impetus for the rest of the series up to this point and nobody mentioned it until now and also it's over now); solid vocal performances; ridiculous dialogue; horrible nomenclature. I still hate surrendering to the performance-based combat and supplies systems, but it's all worth it here. Lots of optional stuff to hunt for, The Mercenaries is fine and a good way to unlock bonuses for multiple story playthroughs (which can really differ from each other), and don't skip Shadows of Rose - House Beneviento is a real highlight in both the main game and the DLC.

Moved-on to The Evil Within, and it's everything I hated about Resident Evil 4: now with more bulllshit! ...And people seemed to just lap it up upon release 🙄 I'm about a third of the way through now, and the stealth aspects are too powerful to not simply rely on, too many traps to maintain balance with other gameplay options, and every aspect of the randomisation is so random that it starts to feel rogue-like. I get that it's its own thing insofar as we're given a playground to learn and then leverage as we see fit, but being so unforgiving that you are expected to die is just... So it's effectively a Soulsborn roguelike? Great. One reviewer said they died hundreds of times and still appreciated it, but I would've preferred a game that offered some challenge with opportunities to get creative, not a choice between 200 deaths and a casual mode. The story's still coalescing, so I'm reserving judgement on that for now, but it's all losing me... Also, having to launch the Epic Game Store through Steam to get my DualSense to work in-game as well as setting my 240Hz display to 60Hz just to make things playable isn't awesome, but understandable for a ten-year-old game.

Anyway, finally finished Beyond Oasis after 30 years... Lots of vague memories bubbling-up to the surface, but I don't think I ever finished it before. Regardless, still looks great, especially considering the hardware; controls are deep albeit stiff; hit detection and jumping puzzles are as frustrating as ever; music and sound design is delightfully weird while still being suitably epic; a few screens are particularly annoying, but overall still worth your time. I know for sure that I never finished Legend of Oasis though, so that's next.

Vampire: Master of Darkness was brutal at times, but overall a solid clone.

The Makai Toushi SaGa remake was everything I wanted as a big fan of the original.

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru didn't disappoint.

Still working on EverOasis, but nearing the end and having fun despite things dragging every now and again.

Monday, April 29, 2024

Iconic

Came across an old Acer Iconia W700P, battery said it was healthy but wouldn't charge, SSD would handle clean OS installations and then fail to boot consistently, Acer's BIOS-update download links are dead, disassembly was brutal (so much adhesive, so many annoying cable runs), and I finally just gave-up on it figuring something's not working on the motherboard. Would've been a cool little tablet PC; ran Linux really well...

...But then someone gave me an (also old) HP Stream - 14-ax010ca (ENERGY STAR) and despite a dual-core/single-thread CPU and a 32GB eMMC for storage, that thing is not bad at all when running EndeavourOS (Windows 11 was a different story) plus it comes in a delightful blue shell :) I think I may just carry that around for meetings to freak people out.

I was given a box of old video games with along with the Stream, and this is just what I'm choosing to keep from it:

GC:

  • Baten Kaitos
  • Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
  • Donkey Konga
  • Pikmin
  • Pikmin 2
  • Star Wars Rogue Leader

PS2:

  • Dirge of Cerberus
  • Haunting Ground (!!!)
  • Radiata Stories

XBOX 360:

  • LEGO Rock Band
  • Rock Band 3
...And the rest should net me $100~$300

Wednesday, April 03, 2024

Translated!

I've already talked about Sylvan Tale here, but now I'm going through Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (delightfully weird) and Makai Toushi SaGa (my childhood!) before finally getting around to Mother 3.

Makai Toushi SaGa is especially nice though; what a great remake to a cultural touchstone, warts and all. Criminal that it's stuck on the WonderSwan.

Finished Gargoyle's Quest, may have abused some save states along the way, and what a gem! Flawed like so many of its contemporaries - this one is just full of character and good ideas, and deserves a modern take.

Played around with Mega Man World 5 DX; impressive, though the Mega Man games still just don't really do it for me. I kinda liked IV on both platforms, I liked the Game Gear one, I liked Rockman & Forte... I'm not sure why, but the series just hasn't clicked with me.

Monday, March 25, 2024

Easy, but not too easy.

Switch demos:

  • Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon is not what I expected, and I like it.
  • Contra: Operation Galuga was kinda boring.
  • Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown feels better than I expected.
  • Princess Peach™: Showtime! is pretty sweet.
  • Swordship is really polished, but just didn't really do it for me.

3DS:

  • Ever Oasis is great; a true hidden gem. Challenging in more ways than one, but never too difficult or overwhelming; Grezzo did a great job making sure there're all kinds of options to streamline the game's various systems.

GBA:

  • Scurge was really fun, right up until the final boss; felt like such a chore that I figured I was missing something. Checked-out some walkthroughs and playthroughs and yup, it's just a chore.
  • Lady Sia really is better than what I'd thought of it in the past. It's rough around the edges, but it plays well and looks great on a proper display.

GB:

  • Fall of the Foot Clan was just as good as I'd rembered. Simple and fun.
  • Kirby's Dream Land 2 was kind of a slog, and unlocking the secret ending felt like another chore.
  • Gargoyle's Quest is brutal, but also really charming.

Also, my Pocket Adapter Set arrived, and they're almost perfect. Neo Turf Masters (NGPC) doesn't work, and PCE/TG-16 six-button support is a problem with the adapter blocking the shoulder buttons.

Thanks to those adapters, I finally played through my copies of Splatterhouse - which is still really solid - and Keith Courage, which... This was the pack-in, remember. Yikes.

Anyway, lucked-into free copies of Need for Speed Underground 2 (sweet!) and Most Wanted Black Edition (already had it) and they've aged pretty well.

Sunday, March 03, 2024

Yeah, I'm spending too much money.

Yesterday's finds:
  • Batman Returns (GG)
    • Good game.
  • Breath of Fire Dragon Quarter (PS2)
    • Weird game.
  • Children of Mana (DS)
    • Shop was trying to sell a loose copy with a "printed cover" for $65; this game has never sold for more than $40, even new. Also, their "printed cover"s are just generic store templates with the game's title in all-caps. I worked-out a three-for-two deal that got it down to a more reasonable price.
  • Coca Cola Kid (GG)
    • Gray cart. Saw it in a weird small-town pawnshop for $30 CDN. Yup.
  • Croc (PS1)
    • Black label, but just the cover of the manual :/
  • Orcs and Elves (DS)
    • Always wanted to try it.
  • Robocop vs The Terminator (GG)
    • Good game.
  • Thor: God of Thunder (DS)
    • WayForward!
  • Vampire: Master of Darkness (GG)
    • Found a guy a few towns over selling his kids' collection; got it for under $100.

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

The Most Dangerous Game

Ventured-out to some other cities, following-up on some old game shops I hadn't been to in over a decade. Came back with:

  • Battle Ace (SuperGrafx)
    • Don't own a SuperGrafx, but the Pocket can play it so I treated myself. Also realised that I own Darius Plus, which is enhanced for the SuperGrafx to reduce sprite flicker!
  • Blinx: The Time Sweeper (XBOX)
    • $10 complete. No-brainer.
  • Croc 2 (PS)
    • Better than the PC version. Saw the GBC version, which is more akin to a top-down action RPG; should've picked it up.
  • Duck Tales (GB)
    • Shouldn't've sold it when I was a kid.
  • Escape from Monster Manor (3DO)
    • Silly game, but really fun. Overpaid a little, but I don't care.
  • Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order (Switch)
    • Just wanted it.
  • Mortal Kombat Unchained (PSP)
    • Never played it or Deception; unique characters.
  • Nightmare Creatures II (DC)
    • I think I might've thought there was a PC version.
  • Shatterhand (NES)
    • Been looking for it, but hadn't seen it in the wild in years; paid a decent price, and totally worth it. Badass.
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Radical Rescue (GB)
    • This one got expensive! Found a beat-up copy for relatively cheap though; decent Metroidvania.
Breezed though Final Fantasy Legend III, and what a downgrade from the first two. I especially remember being so excited about the screenshot with the Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk on the back of the box, but when I finally got to that point of the game it was just kinda... Meh; just like everything else. The mechanics are solid, but none of it was anywhere near as memorable as the first two.

Almost done Adventures of Mana, spent some time with Final Fantasy Adventure, and thinking maybe I should've gone with Sword of Mana instead.

Also, finally sat down with DOOM 32X: Resurrection, and with a quality CRT shader... Oh my. Makes me wonder just what a 32X CD was truly capable of.

Thursday, February 15, 2024

Jewellery?

Ordered a Master System Player for Game Gear from RetroSix in England, works like a charm on the Analogue Pocket, feels really well-constructed, and WAS OPENED AT THE BORDER DESPITE PROPER CUSTOMS LABELS, RE-ASSESSED AS ~$150 WORTH OF JEWELLERY, AND TAXED ACCORDINGLY. Argh. I can fight it, but I'll only get 60% of the fees back (at best) if I win... Seriously though, jewellery!?

Anyway, bought a Game Gear lot that included:

  • Aladdin
  • Ariel the Little Mermaid
  • Deep Duck Trouble
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Lion King
  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2
  • World Series Baseball
...Really just wanted Deep Duck Trouble, already had Sonic 2, and the rest are all pretty good except for The Little Mermaid.

Saturday, February 10, 2024

WTF, Nintendo!?

So immediately after my last post, I purchased and downloaded Adventures of Mana on my Vita... I had to add the funds elsewhere, but the whole process made me wonder why I can't still purchase 3D Streets of Rage 2, the BotW DLC for Sonic: Lost World, or even download the Data Packs for Xenoblade Chronicles X 😠

Anyway, I went to a thrift store afterward and found an AC1900 MU-MIMO TP-Link Archer A8 for $6! Not much of an upgrade over the AC1750 MU-MIMO D-Link DIR-867 I got from the same shop for $3.50 in June, but I'll take it!

Big fan of Donna Beneviento's house.

So about the Pocket...

Cartridges I never finished:

  • Final Fantasy Adventure (GB)
    • Never took the time; may just go with the GBA or Vita remakes instead for now.
  • Final Fantasy Legend III (GB)
    • I'm ~1/3rd through it now. I remember buying this new and returning it because it felt like such a weird departure from the first two. It's not bad, but I just don't think the time-traveling spaceship works very well within the limitations of the Game Boy - or at least not how they tried to pull it off here. Also the music is worse, the enemy designs are worse, and the story just feels kinda phoned-in. Got me looking at SaGa Frontier 2 and SaGa: Scarlet Grace - Ambitions though.
  • Gargoyle's Quest (GB)
    • Never got very far with it back in the day, but the Pocket absolutely breathes new life into this one.
  • Jet Grind Radio (GBA)
    • Bought it, never spent any quality time with it... Isometric games on a cross d-pad aren't ideal.
  • Kirby & the Amazing Mirror (GBA)
    • False-started this one so many times; tweaks my exploration neuroses in a way that I'm not sure I like.
  • Kirby's Dream Land 2 (GB)
    • I just like the first one better.
  • Klonoa Empire of Dreams, Klonoa 2 Dream Champ Tournament (GBA)
    • Bought them forever ago, always meant to get around to them.
  • Tails' Adventure (GG)
    • I picked this one up well after the platform was abandoned, and it was so slow to get going on the dismal Game Gear LCD that I never got into it. Playing it on the Pocket is infinitely better in terms of both the screen and the save states; passwords can rot and die for all I care. Basic Metroidvania, solid execution, lovely graphics, and only occasionally obtuse.

Homebrew/Romhacks:
  • Coria (GBC)
    • Neat.
  • Super Mario Land DX 1&2 (GBC)
    • A childhood dream-come-true, especially the sequel!
  • Sylvan Tale (GG)
    • Always wanted to play this, wasn't interested in an emulator, and wasn't ready to pay anyone $75 for a fan-translated repro cart. Another example of how good the Game Gear actually was; not quite on-par with Link's Awakening, but a really good portable action-RPG nonetheless. I'm grateful that I got to play this one the way it was meant to be played.
  • Zelda's Adventure (GB)
    • Just awful, and I dig it.

...And then there's the really expensive stuff. Even if I were to try them on the openFPGA cores, a lot of these're just overrated:
  • Avenging Spirit (GB)
    • Great concept and presentation, but is this the best version? Might go for the Switch remake.
  • The Aleste GG trilogy (GG)
    • I'll own these some day; 3 is especially impressive, and works on original hardware!
  • Bomberman Quest (GBC)
    • A Bomberman action-RPG is a great idea, but lackluster execution here.
  • Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow (GBA)
    • A classic for sure, but kinda short and the story is pretty cringey even by Castlevania standards. Prime Castlevania to me is still Belmont's Revenge, Super IV, Rondo of Blood, and Bloodlines.
  • Castlevania: Legends (GB)
    • No thanks.
  • Defenders of Oasis (GG)
    • Still trying to track this one down for under $100 CDN - another solid genre showing on an underappreciated handheld made significantly better by the Analogue Pocket.
  • Trip World (GB)
    • Looking at DX on Switch instead.
  • Vampire: Master of Darkness
    • Neat Castlevania clone; I'd also like to find this for under $100.
  • Wendy: Every Witch Way (GBC/GBA)
    • Really great curiosity, but I'm just not spending $200 on it.
  • X (GB)
    • Might actually import this just to have it.

The Pocket also got me hunting again; and while most of the options in my area have been picked dry for a decade now, I did uncover a few interesting things outside of eBay and online buy-and-sells:
  • Advance Guardian Heroes (GBA)
    • Not a great game, but might as well.
  • Ever Oasis (3DS)
    • This one did not show-up on my radar when it was new. Seen lots of comparisons to Zelda, Animal Crossing, etc... But I'm getting some overall ActRaiser vibes from it, myself.
  • Land of Illusion (GG)
    • Never really liked the series, but there's something about this entry.
  • Lilo & Stitch, Lilo & Stitch 2: Hämsterviel Havoc (GBA)
    • Cheap and reminiscent of Metal Slug.
  • Psychic Force 2012 (DC)
    • Don't recall why I didn't pick this one up earlier.
  • Quartet (SMS)
    • Classic.
  • Scurge: Hive (GBA)
    • Honestly saw this everywhere for decades and had no idea that it was a delightfully hand-drawn isometric Metroid clone - the cover art does not convey that.
  • Shining Force: Resurrection of the Dark Dragon (GBA)
    • Found it for a fair price at a suburban mall kiosk.
  • TMNT: Fall of the Foot Clan (GB)
    • Had this as a kid and sold it. Holds-up to this day, especially on the Pocket.

Put Alan Wake II on hold before getting too deep into it so I could do everything I just listed above, and also because my partner wanted to start Resident Evil: Village. Re: RE: Village, it's another lovely but flawed entry in the series; almost done.

Finally, finished Mad Max and had a great time with it. I'd say it's an underrated game, but a lot of people seem to be saying that so I'm not sure that it's true anymore.