Friday, May 10, 2024

Masochists

Finally got a reasonably-priced, sort-of-locally-available keyboard that comes with Cherry MX Clear switches! It's only 87%, but I can add a numpad later. The included double-shot PBT keycaps are fine so far, and now I can just replace them instead of having to assemble the whole damned thing. Also, no RGB :) Was on a 100% with Outemu browns that I got for free, and I liked it fine - but no more loudly bottoming-out!

Wrapped-up Resident Evil: Village - stunning game, especially in HDR; visceral and dynamic gameplay; decent story with a tenuous connection to the series (this event that started 100 years before this game is the impetus for the rest of the series up to this point and nobody mentioned it until now and also it's over now); solid vocal performances; ridiculous dialogue; horrible nomenclature. I still hate surrendering to the performance-based combat and supplies systems, but it's all worth it here. Lots of optional stuff to hunt for, The Mercenaries is fine and a good way to unlock bonuses for multiple story playthroughs (which can really differ from each other), and don't skip Shadows of Rose - House Beneviento is a real highlight in both the main game and the DLC.

Moved-on to The Evil Within, and it's everything I hated about Resident Evil 4: now with more bulllshit! ...And people seemed to just lap it up upon release 🙄 I'm about a third of the way through now, and the stealth aspects are too powerful to not simply rely on, too many traps to maintain balance with other gameplay options, and every aspect of the randomisation is so random that it starts to feel rogue-like. I get that it's its own thing insofar as we're given a playground to learn and then leverage as we see fit, but being so unforgiving that you are expected to die is just... So it's effectively a Soulsborn roguelike? Great. One reviewer said they died hundreds of times and still appreciated it, but I would've preferred a game that offered some challenge with opportunities to get creative, not a choice between 200 deaths and a casual mode. The story's still coalescing, so I'm reserving judgement on that for now, but it's all losing me... Also, having to launch the Epic Game Store through Steam to get my DualSense to work in-game as well as setting my 240Hz display to 60Hz just to make things playable isn't awesome, but understandable for a ten-year-old game.

Anyway, finally finished Beyond Oasis after 30 years... Lots of vague memories bubbling-up to the surface, but I don't think I ever finished it before. Regardless, still looks great, especially considering the hardware; controls are deep albeit stiff; hit detection and jumping puzzles are as frustrating as ever; music and sound design is delightfully weird while still being suitably epic; a few screens are particularly annoying, but overall still worth your time. I know for sure that I never finished Legend of Oasis though, so that's next.

Vampire: Master of Darkness was brutal at times, but overall a solid clone.

The Makai Toushi SaGa remake was everything I wanted as a big fan of the original.

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru didn't disappoint.

Still working on EverOasis, but nearing the end and having fun despite things dragging every now and again.

Monday, April 29, 2024

Iconic

Came across an old Acer Iconia W700P, battery said it was healthy but wouldn't charge, SSD would handle clean OS installations and then fail to boot consistently, Acer's BIOS-update download links are dead, disassembly was brutal (so much adhesive, so many annoying cable runs), and I finally just gave-up on it figuring something's not working on the motherboard. Would've been a cool little tablet PC; ran Linux really well...

...But then someone gave me an (also old) HP Stream - 14-ax010ca (ENERGY STAR) and despite a dual-core/single-thread CPU and a 32GB eMMC for storage, that thing is not bad at all when running EndeavourOS (Windows 11 was a different story) plus it comes in a delightful blue shell :) I think I may just carry that around for meetings to freak people out.

I was given a box of old video games with along with the Stream, and this is just what I'm choosing to keep from it:

GC:

  • Baten Kaitos
  • Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
  • Donkey Konga
  • Pikmin
  • Pikmin 2
  • Star Wars Rogue Leader

PS2:

  • Dirge of Cerberus
  • Haunting Ground (!!!)
  • Radiata Stories

XBOX 360:

  • LEGO Rock Band
  • Rock Band 3
...And the rest should net me $100~$300

Wednesday, April 03, 2024

Translated!

I've already talked about Sylvan Tale here, but now I'm going through Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (delightfully weird) and Makai Toushi SaGa (my childhood!) before finally getting around to Mother 3.

Makai Toushi SaGa is especially nice though; what a great remake to a cultural touchstone, warts and all. Criminal that it's stuck on the WonderSwan.

Finished Gargoyle's Quest, may have abused some save states along the way, and what a gem! Flawed like so many of its contemporaries - this one is just full of character and good ideas, and deserves a modern take.

Played around with Mega Man World 5 DX; impressive, though the Mega Man games still just don't really do it for me. I kinda liked IV on both platforms, I liked the Game Gear one, I liked Rockman & Forte... I'm not sure why, but the series just hasn't clicked with me.

Monday, March 25, 2024

Easy, but not too easy.

Switch demos:

  • Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon is not what I expected, and I like it.
  • Contra: Operation Galuga was kinda boring.
  • Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown feels better than I expected.
  • Princess Peach™: Showtime! is pretty sweet.
  • Swordship is really polished, but just didn't really do it for me.

3DS:

  • Ever Oasis is great; a true hidden gem. Challenging in more ways than one, but never too difficult or overwhelming; Grezzo did a great job making sure there're all kinds of options to streamline the game's various systems.

GBA:

  • Scurge was really fun, right up until the final boss; felt like such a chore that I figured I was missing something. Checked-out some walkthroughs and playthroughs and yup, it's just a chore.
  • Lady Sia really is better than what I'd thought of it in the past. It's rough around the edges, but it plays well and looks great on a proper display.

GB:

  • Fall of the Foot Clan was just as good as I'd rembered. Simple and fun.
  • Kirby's Dream Land 2 was kind of a slog, and unlocking the secret ending felt like another chore.
  • Gargoyle's Quest is brutal, but also really charming.

Also, my Pocket Adapter Set arrived, and they're almost perfect. Neo Turf Masters (NGPC) doesn't work, and PCE/TG-16 six-button support is a problem with the adapter blocking the shoulder buttons.

Thanks to those adapters, I finally played through my copies of Splatterhouse - which is still really solid - and Keith Courage, which... This was the pack-in, remember. Yikes.

Anyway, lucked-into free copies of Need for Speed Underground 2 (sweet!) and Most Wanted Black Edition (already had it) and they've aged pretty well.

Sunday, March 03, 2024

Yeah, I'm spending too much money.

Yesterday's finds:
  • Batman Returns (GG)
    • Good game.
  • Breath of Fire Dragon Quarter (PS2)
    • Weird game.
  • Children of Mana (DS)
    • Shop was trying to sell a loose copy with a "printed cover" for $65; this game has never sold for more than $40, even new. Also, their "printed cover"s are just generic store templates with the game's title in all-caps. I worked-out a three-for-two deal that got it down to a more reasonable price.
  • Coca Cola Kid (GG)
    • Gray cart. Saw it in a weird small-town pawnshop for $30 CDN. Yup.
  • Croc (PS1)
    • Black label, but just the cover of the manual :/
  • Orcs and Elves (DS)
    • Always wanted to try it.
  • Robocop vs The Terminator (GG)
    • Good game.
  • Thor: God of Thunder (DS)
    • WayForward!
  • Vampire: Master of Darkness (GG)
    • Found a guy a few towns over selling his kids' collection; got it for under $100.

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

The Most Dangerous Game

Ventured-out to some other cities, following-up on some old game shops I hadn't been to in over a decade. Came back with:

  • Battle Ace (SuperGrafx)
    • Don't own a SuperGrafx, but the Pocket can play it so I treated myself. Also realised that I own Darius Plus, which is enhanced for the SuperGrafx to reduce sprite flicker!
  • Blinx: The Time Sweeper (XBOX)
    • $10 complete. No-brainer.
  • Croc 2 (PS)
    • Better than the PC version. Saw the GBC version, which is more akin to a top-down action RPG; should've picked it up.
  • Duck Tales (GB)
    • Shouldn't've sold it when I was a kid.
  • Escape from Monster Manor (3DO)
    • Silly game, but really fun. Overpaid a little, but I don't care.
  • Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order (Switch)
    • Just wanted it.
  • Mortal Kombat Unchained (PSP)
    • Never played it or Deception; unique characters.
  • Nightmare Creatures II (DC)
    • I think I might've thought there was a PC version.
  • Shatterhand (NES)
    • Been looking for it, but hadn't seen it in the wild in years; paid a decent price, and totally worth it. Badass.
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Radical Rescue (GB)
    • This one got expensive! Found a beat-up copy for relatively cheap though; decent Metroidvania.
Breezed though Final Fantasy Legend III, and what a downgrade from the first two. I especially remember being so excited about the screenshot with the Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk on the back of the box, but when I finally got to that point of the game it was just kinda... Meh; just like everything else. The mechanics are solid, but none of it was anywhere near as memorable as the first two.

Almost done Adventures of Mana, spent some time with Final Fantasy Adventure, and thinking maybe I should've gone with Sword of Mana instead.

Also, finally sat down with DOOM 32X: Resurrection, and with a quality CRT shader... Oh my. Makes me wonder just what a 32X CD was truly capable of.

Thursday, February 15, 2024

Jewellery?

Ordered a Master System Player for Game Gear from RetroSix in England, works like a charm on the Analogue Pocket, feels really well-constructed, and WAS OPENED AT THE BORDER DESPITE PROPER CUSTOMS LABELS, RE-ASSESSED AS ~$150 WORTH OF JEWELLERY, AND TAXED ACCORDINGLY. Argh. I can fight it, but I'll only get 60% of the fees back (at best) if I win... Seriously though, jewellery!?

Anyway, bought a Game Gear lot that included:

  • Aladdin
  • Ariel the Little Mermaid
  • Deep Duck Trouble
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Lion King
  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2
  • World Series Baseball
...Really just wanted Deep Duck Trouble, already had Sonic 2, and the rest are all pretty good except for The Little Mermaid.