Saturday, February 21, 2026

Component-to-BNC

Assessing the aftermath of the fifth console generation got me thinking about how I'm used to hearing that Sony deeply undercut the competition with the PS1, Neo Geo CD/Z was too little/too late, Saturn was hard to code for, Jaguar wasn't 64-bit, and 3DO's $700 price tag was exorbitant (which is actually pretty cheap, considering what a computer cost back then; that's why DOOM on Jaguar was a big deal) but what kinda irks me is that I haven't seen many explorations of the full SEGA CD 32X setup costing only $500 by the end of 1994... And how the journey to get there is pretty interesting.

Yeah, 3DO beat 32X by a year and was down to $400 by then; and no, they weren't equals - but think about it: Upgrading to Genesis from your NES by 1990 and holding your own against the SNES a year or two later? Finally pulling the trigger on a SEGA CD a year or two after that (when the price dips below $300) to add hugely improved sprite-scaling, audio, and video capabilities? Then grabbing a 32X a year or two after that for $150 to push some real polygons, add way more colours, and significantly upgrade video playback? That's fantastic!

If SEGA could've marketed that long-term upgrade path to showcase their ecosystem's true possibilities, they'd be providing an unprecedentedly vast library with full hardware backward-compatibility right up to an entirely different sixth generation. Neo Geo was always a niche product, Jaguar was broken and unsupported, 3DO was already failing, and Nintendo 64 was late to the party... Delay or even skip Saturn, and offer a CDX+32X for $400.

Instead of pushing genuinely impressive sprite-scaling multimedia spectacles, however, Sega of America focused on shitty interactive movies and allowed half-assed Genesis ports that had nothing more than superfluous intro videos, lazily-arranged soundtracks, and longer loading times. Why not focus earlier on developing way bigger and better-looking game worlds, where players can move around in pseudo-3D for SEGA CD ? Make more Sega Classics collections; hype-up the PC ports that're now playable at a fraction of the cost; push the LaserDisc arcade ports from ReadySoft and Wolf Team as true curiosities; feature how Core Design, Game Arts, Psygnosis, and Traveller's Tales had thoroughly figured-out the platform by the time the 32X was released; and then show what a CD 32X can really do! I know DOOM CD32X Fusion benefits from over 30 years' worth of computer science advances, but it does exist and that potential was always there. This is all in a different timeline though, and pointless because Sony upended everything... Should we still blame the Nintendo PlayStation for that, or would it've happened anyway?

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Finished Fable II and I want to like it more because it's still very pretty and has plenty of character for a playground, but it's just so janky. Ending was effective, if a little anti-climactic. I own Fable III, and I might even try it... But then there was a sale on No Rest for the Wicked, which looks like Diablo, plays like a Soulsborne, and seems to borrow a lot from Fable. Too bad about that one founder, though. Played through all of the content available so far, looks great, love the verticality and exploration, combat is fine, but a couple of the bosses are pretty annoying for certain builds.

Played through Iron Lung in anticipation of the movie; decent for $5.

Found a Raspberry Pi 1 Model B+, a 2GB microSD, an 802.11n USB Wi-Fi adapter, and a boxed 2GB GeForce GT 1030 for $20 at a thrift store... I'm open to suggestions for what to do with that Pi 1 B+ as well as a 1 A; Geiger counter is the most interesting possibility so far, but I don't think I'll need two of those. Tried RetroPie on the B+, but nah... And don't say Pi-hole. So, not sure what to do with any of that aging hardware, but I have been using this as my work computer lately:
  • Core 2 Quad Q9450
  • EVGA 132-CK-NF79
  • 8GB 1333MHz DDR3 (dual channel)
  • Radeon HD 5870
  • 1TB SATA SSD
  • EndeavourOS
...And it runs a decent amount of my Steam library. 

Picked-up RGB+Sync cables for Genesis/SEGA CD/32X/Saturn/Dreamcast as well as S-Video for SNES/N64/GC and it's all just beautiful. Keeping the Dreamcast on VGA and the GC on Wii though.

Virtual Boy for Nintendo Switch Online arrived: Some of the games run/feel a little differently (apparently it's running at 60Hz instead of 50Hz now) but nothing's unplayable. It looks really good on the OLED Switch, but it's kind of big and doesn't scale all that well if you shrink it down. Joy-Cons don't work as well as the original Virtual Boy controller - especially in Teleroboxer - but it's serviceable. Sometimes the 3D effect is harder to focus on than with original hardware (e.g. the targeting reticule in Insmouse) but the whole package is overall really cool and still way cheaper than tracking-down and fixing an old one, plus buying games or even a flashcart. At this point, I'm stoked for new games coming down the pike and hoping for a better controller.

Got my Nomad and my VA0, flat-lens Game Gear re-capped - original LCD on the latter has a couple of stuck pixels and some early signs of impending failure, but it's good for now. Weird thing though: Testing it with NiMH batteries caused graphical glitches, but alkaline batteries worked without issue.

Monday, February 02, 2026

Should you bother?

  • Atari
    • 2600 - Sure, why not
    • 5200 - Nah
    • 7800 - Only for Ninja Golf
    • Lynx - Awful physical experience; emulate it if you must
    • Jaguar - Not worth the money; emulate it for some interesting stuff though
    • Jaguar CD - See Jaguar
  • Nintendo
    • NES - Nostalgia and speedrunning
    • GB - However you do it, just make sure you get the display right
    • SNES - 100% original, 100% awesome
    • VB - Must be experienced; nothing else like it
    • N64 - Original, FPGA, or emulator; all good
    • GBC - Meh
    • GBA - Yup
    • GC - Meh; get a Wii
    • DS - Yup
    • Wii - Original hardware or Wii U for everything except Metroid Prime 3
    • 3DS - Must be experienced; nothing else like it
    • Wii U - Missed potential; leave it be
    • Switch - Stellar platform
    • Switch 2 - Waiting for a better display
  • SEGA
    • SG1000 - What
    • Master System - Meh
    • Genesis - Generally better on emulators
    • Game Gear - Awful physical experience; emulate it for some interesting stuff
    • SEGA CD - Seriously underrated
    • 32X - Missed potential; leave it be
    • Saturn - 100% original, 100% awesome
    • Dreamcast - 100% original, 100% awesome; punched way above its weight
  • Sony
    • PS1 - Get a PS2
    • PS2 - Yup
    • PSP - Sure, why not
    • PS3 - Yup
    • Vita - Sure, why not
    • PS4 - Yeah, but get a PS5 with a disc drive
    • PS5 - Yup, see PS4
  • Microsoft
    • XBOX - Yup
    • 360 - Yup
    • XBOne - Kinect only
    • Series - Sure, why not
  • Misc.
    • Intellivision/ColecoVision/Odyssey - Meh
    • Vectrex - Must be experienced; nothing else like it
    • 8- and 16-bit computers - You're a special kind of nerd, and that's alright
    • Neo Geo - Totally fine on emulators, but original hardware is so cool
    • 3DO - Pretty good, but most of it's also on PC and better there

Interesting that the vast majority of these classic platforms really only have 20 or so exclusive games worth playing; everything else has a comparable port elsewhere or a PC version. Most people just wanna experience cool art though, and that's never been easier than it is right now - almost all of this stuff can be fully enjoyed on a $20 thrift store computer. I hope collectors have fun and enjoy the hunt though, and speculators can get bent. 

Anyway...

DOOM: The Dark Ages going eldritch horror is rad, and way better than whatever that floating mancave in Eternal was supposed to be. Finished the game and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Finally started Jedi Survivor, and yeah, I'd missed this.

Prime Hunters is kinda meh, though still impressive for the DS.

Picked-up Looney Tunes: Sheep Raider for too much money (but less than the going rate), Game Builder Garage and Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom (360) for a reason able amount of money, and then decided to finally dig further into Fable II because it's supposedly works well enough on Xbox One, and... It hasn't aged as well as I'd hoped. I really enjoyed the first game on PC - small and flawed, but overall fun and well-built - but II just kinda feels like a slog of navigating eggshells and busywork at the cost of some pretty janky system implementations. It's still fun and interesting, and sports great performances; but then the menus are just infuriatingly unpolished, the moral choices lack nuance, and the writing is questionable - and none of that is a 2008 thing like the bloom, or the motion blur, or the combat system, or the animations, or the dialogue timing, or the checkpoints...  Really though, I just wish it ran smoother.

Thursday, January 22, 2026

Hey Lizardcube, could you do Comix Zone next? Thanks.

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption is fine, regardless of how you play it - but it's also visually drab and poorly written. I'm not sure if I like its cliches less than Echoes', but neither lives-up to the first one. Beyond isn't exactly a breath of fresh air so much as it's just oxygen - a huge jump in production values, especially for secondary characters; Vi-O-La is more engaging than the cockpit in Corruption, and conveys a sense of scale much more effectively; the handholding is a little more obnoxious, but nothing new. I've finished the game and thoroughly enjoyed it - up there with Zero Mission, II, Fusion, and Dread; not quite Prime or Super. The scene when VUE-995 apologises to Samus and she just shrugs? Perfection. The ending though... Trash. I don't mean that the final fight or the conclusion of the story are bad, but the overwrought combat patterns and inconsistent conventions were maddening - i.e. Don't read too much into things; just dodge and shoot... Until you do need to literally read into them, and then risk repeating a significant amount of gameplay for no real reason. It's absolutely boneheaded design marring an otherwise brilliant game. Oh, and the secret ending? No spoilers, but that might be the stupidest origin story I've ever seen. Beyond is still an overall win, but talk about tripping over the finish line.

I've finished Other M as well, and it's mostly really good. The game doesn't play quite like anything else; Sakamoto clearly wanted to try something new in the wake of the original Prime trilogy, and he almost pulled it off. The heinously bad script needs a re-write, and that means those awful performances would need to be re-recorded. While the myriad hackneyed metaphors should be toned way down, I don't think they have to go entirely away - there's an interesting story here that explores concepts like creation and responsibility in terms of motherhood; independence and cooperation in terms of choosing to respect a particular chain of command; all of that in the context of AI, genetic engineering, and military applications thereof. This one's due a proper re-working - existing fan projects look solid, but I'd like to see Nintendo fix this mistake themselves - same story and setting, new script, edited cutscenes, and no more motion controls. Oh, and the epilogue is great right up until the end; it's like they realised what they had done, gave us what we actually wanted, and then pulled the rug out from beneath us at the last moment... I honestly laughed out loud. Anyway, Prime Hunters next.

Finally getting around to trying the Oasis Driver for Windows Mixed Reality on Windows 11 25H2, and it's pretty rad and I'm pretty grateful.

Found a Ducky One 2 60% Mini RGB (DKON2061ST) with TTC Gold Pink switches for $6 at a thrift store - missing three keycaps, pretty dirty, and not responding to every key-press. Figured worth cleaning-up and maybe getting a new set of caps if it's serviceable. A quick clean yielded some improvement, but input's still spotty and I'm not super-interested in soldering anything. Maybe some compressed air into each switch as a last resort.

Also found a NETGEAR EAX12 AX1600 Wi-Fi Range Extender/AP/Adapter for $6 - no point in replacing the AC1200 TP-Link I picked-up the other week since it's currently only extending an AC router, but I couldn't pass-up a $94-savings.

ALSO found a D-Link DCS-8010LH for $5 - which was particularly refreshing after recently fighting with a set of Blink cameras for someone else, trying to get them to work without a subscription. Pro Tip: The full local storage option is only available on Blink if you don't have any kind of plan active, including the initial free trial 🙄