Sunday, December 21, 2025

I quit my job and bought a keytar.

Quickly:

  • The parry mechanic in DOOM: The Dark Ages is less obtrusive than I feared.
  • Isles of Sea and Sky gets kinda frustrating toward the end; I seem to be missing a few upgrades though, so maybe that's on me.
  • SHINOBI: Art of Vengeance is stellar (Lizardcube hasn't missed yet) and way more Metroid than I expected.
  • Animal Well is up there too, but I'm not sure sure how I feel about the roguelike elements.
  • Inmost gets a little silly toward the end and loses some of its impact, but still really good.
Bloodily:
  • Played through the original six episodes of Blood; can't remember if I ever did that back in the day. Still nothing quite like it. Marrow impresses immediately, but I'll get back to it. I feel like I should've waited for Cheello to update Coagulated for Refreshed Supply, but oh well...
Metroidly:

  • Metroid II - EJRTQ Colorization is really well-done, and the core game holds-up nearly 35 years later; a little short, but still huge - especially for an original Game Boy game.
  • Trying PrimeHack after a few hours of Corruption on original hardware is a revelation.
  • Other M at 1440p, 8x SSAA, and 16x Anisotropic Texture Filtering with a DualSense feels almost contemporary.

Consumerly:

  • Finally found a copy of RUSH: A Disney • PIXAR Adventure for Xbox One in the wild (and it has a "Microsoft Company Store" sticker on it), as well as Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings for PSP, and a sealed copy of Destruction Allstars on PS5.
  • Boox Go 7 seems to be the sweet spot that balances portability, display, performance, and public-library support - so I got one for my partner.

Privately:

  • EndeavourOS + Waterfox + Startpage? Waterfox's AUR package doesn't seem to be maintained all that well and I'm not really interested in Flatpak, so I opted for a manual installation. Still running Windows 11 + Edge + Bing in most places, and Android for mobile; Gemini's getting annoying on the latter though, so... Graphene? Lineage? Calyx?

Thriftily:

  • ASUS RT-AX57 for $10
    • Wi-Fi 6 is way faster than I need - seeing 2401Mbps negotiated, but I'm on a 100Mbps Internet connection and the router only has Gigabit Ethernet. The Agile Multiband and DFS stuff is interesting, but seems to significantly limit connection speeds on a few of my devices.
  • TP-Link RE305 V3 AC1200 Wi-Fi Range Extender/AP/Adapter for $7
    • Should be useful; reminds me of the DWL-G730AP I used on my 360 from 2006 into 2011
  • Antennas Direct ClearStream 2V TV Antenna for $14
    • Was actually looking for one.
  • An HP power adapter for a buddy's old laptop for $5
    • I told them I'd find one :)
  • An HP power adapter for that $12 EliteDesk for $4
    • Might need it to replace the $10 official universal travel one - down to $20 total ;)
  • Rock Band 3 Xbox 360 Wireless Keyboard for $8
    • It's also a MIDI keytar!
Really gotta move the old routers... Keeping these though:
  • ASUS RT-AX57 (AX3000, Gigabit, 2x2 MU-MIMO)
  • Linksys EA8500 (AC2600, Gigabit, 4x4 MU-MIMO, USB3.0, eSATA)
  • TP-Link Archer A8 (AC1900, Gigabit, 3x3 MU-MIMO)

Thursday, December 11, 2025

$11.24

Some especially decent offerings in a recent Steam sale, so I bought Sonic Frontiers - aggressive pop-in, absolutely horrible menus clearly designed by inhuman monsters, ugly cutscenes, some truly baffling asset-placement and annoying instant-death situations, very strange music... But genuinely great traversal and satisfying boss battles, and it all lands somewhere between modern Mario and Zelda. Weird as hell, and it works, and I kinda love it - especially for $16.

Also finally pulled the trigger on Ys X, DOOM: The Dark Ages, Senua's Saga: Hellblade II, Prince of Persia The Lost Crown, DEVIL BLADE REBOOT, Isles of Sea and Sky (needs a CRT filter), and Rollerdrome (neat); also found Super Mario Maker 2 new for $40.

Back to Destiny - I can't put my finger on it, but Destiny 1 on PS5 feels better than Destiny 2 on PC. Also, The Taken King and Rise of Iron both went on-sale for $3.12 each, so I wrapped all of that up before diving into DOOM and Ys.

So far, I much prefer gameplay in The Dark Ages over Eternal. Performance-wise, on my 3070, I'm seeing ~90FPS@1080p and ~65FPS@1440p

  • V-Sync Off
  • VRS Off
  • DLSS Quality
  • Path Tracing Off
  • HDR On
  • Ultra Preset

Then I got distracted by Voxel Duke Nukem 3D and Blood: Refreshed Supply - both really good.

And then I got distracted again by the Virtual Boy for Nintendo Switch preorders opening, so now I have a Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack subscription, and it's better than I expected - the NES, Genesis, Game Boy, and SNES offerings are pretty great; the N64 selection is good but I'd like to see a CRT filter; GBA on there is solid, but relatively weak.

...Aaannnd then I got distracted by Metroid Prime 3 in anticipation of 4... Loved Prime, didn't really like 2, and never got very far into 3; I'm still not a fan of the controls, or the dialogue, or... I'll finish it, regardless.

Got a watch repair kit, and I think I enjoy watch repair about as much as I enjoy soldering - which is to say, not much at all.

Oh, and I finally tried Astral Chain, and it's really good; I've been all over the place on PlatinumGames' output, but this one's got a hold on me for now.